cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog

I wish I was a cat because the fatter you are the more people like you

(Source: meandmy69cats)

johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

(Source: happybirthdaypetetownshend)

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight)

heathyr:

this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites

Whoever said guys think about sex more than girls has never interacted with me or my friends